Handsome guy Vs Ugly guy.

2days ago, one of my friend sent tis funny story to me.. Take ur time n try to read tis.. u will laugh n ur stress will be release even juz for a while. haha

If a handsome guy is quiet,
Girls will say “Wow, cool”
If an ugly guy is quiet,
Girls will say “Nerd”

If a handsome guy is single
Girls will say “He is perfectionist”
If an ugly guy is single
Girls will say ”No wonder, no one wants him”

If a handsome guy does bad things
Girls will say “Nobody’s perfect”
If an ugly guy does bad things
Girls will say “He got a criminal face”

If a handsome guy come to save a girl that is being annoyed by gangsters
Girls will say “He is a gentleman”
If an ugly guy does so,
Girls will say “Those gangsters must be his friends”

If a handsome guy has a pretty girlfriend
Girls will say “They fit each others”
If an ugly guy has a pretty girlfriend
Girls will say “He must used some dark magic to hypnotize her”

If a handsome guy has just been broken up by his girlfriend
Girls will say “You still got me baby”
If an ugly guy has just been broken up by his girlfriend
Girls will say “Pity you”

If a handsome guy is an animal lover
Girls will say “He has a very kind heart”
If an ugly guy is an animal lover
Girls will say “Brothers should love each other”

If a handsome guy drives a Mercedes
Girls will say “Wow cool man”
If an ugly guy drives a Mercedes
Girls will say “Driver, where is your boss?”

If a handsome guy pours drinks for a girl
Girls will say “That’s a real man”
If an ugly guy pours drinks for a girl
Girls will say “He has the sense of a maid”

If a handsome guy doesn’t want his picture to be taken
Girls will say “He afraid his photos to be spread”
If an ugly guy doesn’t want his picture to be taken
Girls will say “He can’t imagine what the picture will be”

If a handsome guy is sad
Girls will say “Let me be your shoulders to cry on”
If an ugly guy is sad
Girls will say “Cry…cry..so crybaby...Are you a man?”

If a handsome guy read this
He will look at himself on the mirror, smile and say“Life is beautiful”
If an ugly guy read this
He’ll be frustrated, prepare for some rope and hang it on the ceiling, and say“THIS LIFE IS TERRIBLE!!”

See.. I din lying to u. It's so funny rite?? however, I think the answers for those questions r quite reasonable lo.. hahaha